Selena Gomez brazenly bares her bulbous boobs while in a bikini on a boat in the photos below.
No doubt Selena plans on using her sloppy Mexican tit sacks to distract border patrol agents, as her boat speeds across the Rio Grande with dozens of kilos of pure Colombian cocaine hidden below deck.
Unfortunately Selena doesn’t just use her chest meat to smuggle narcotics into the US, but she also puts them to work peddling crappy Puma merchandise (which is just as morally reprehensible) in the video clip above.
Of course if Selena ever tried using her Mexican mammaries on a pious Muslim, he’d make short work of them with a couple of swings of his sharpened scimitar. Then Selena’s hollowed out chesticles could be dried, baked in the sun, and finally put to good use as serving dishes for salsa and guacamole.