The Top 15 Kim Kardashian Selfies

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The photo above is the cover for Kim Kardashian’s upcoming book of selfies entitled “Selfish” (isn’t that clever).

Of course it should come as no surprise that Kim Kardashian is releasing a book containing just selfies, as writing words is hard and taking pictures of her misshapen ass is something that just comes natural to this vapid whore. Luckily you won’t have to waste any money on this monstrosity of a publication, as we have compiled the top 15 Kim Kardashian selfie photos below.

#15

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Kim Kardashian ran over 3 stray dogs and clipped a special needs child while getting this photo of her cleavage in a car.

#14

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Kim wearing a corset to suck in her gut, and give her the hourglass figure she has spent so much money on plastic surgery trying to achieve.

#13

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Interesting fact, more potential black babies have met their demise splashing down on Kim’s stomach then in all of the inner city Planned Parenthoods combined.

#12

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I see a giant pussy! Also Kim Kardashian is dressed as a cat.

#11

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Kim Kardashian does all she can to try and look black including tanning for hours on end.

#10

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This selfie is a little blurry, but not from Kim’s hand shaking there is just some basketball player’s dried jizz on the lens.

#9

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Kim in black leather showing off her kinky S&M side… You know for the right price Kim will sit on your face… that is if you are into dying a horrible death.

#8

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Kim wearing an all white swimsuit looking as pure as the driven snow… that is if a bear took a giant shit in that driven snow.

#7

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Oh look another selfie of Kim’s saggy tits and collagen injected lips.

#6

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Kim treats us to two selfies for the price of one in this pic. In case we didn’t know Kim is showing us that she looks like a cheap whore from both the front and side views.

#5

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Kim and her friend showing off their bulbous ass meat after just getting their weekly injections of chicken grease to plump it up.

#4

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Kim coyly showing her nipple while taking a huge dump in a bathroom stall at Walmart.

#3

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Kim’s showing off her enormous ass and sideboob in a swimsuit behind a Japanese screen… and they thought Godzilla was terrifying.

#2

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The same view as the selfie before, but without the swimsuit.

#1

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Kim Kardashian completely naked. What a fitting way to end this exhibition in selfie sluttery.